As most parents know, your children never let you down in the I'm going to embarrass You department and my girls are no different.
Yesterday was my "annual visit" and I wouldn't normally bring my girls, however, we had many things yesterday and I had no choice...that was my first mistake! So after sitting for nearly an hour, we got in to see the doctor. All was going fine until the nurse asked me to undress to nothing and put on the exam gown. Well, my kids were just bewildered by the fact that I was going to "naked" in the doctors office. This lead them down a path of hysterics, with no return. Finally, the doctor came in and greeted all of us. I apologized for bringing the girls and for the non stop giggles. I told him how fascinated they were about me having to get naked. So, try to break the ice and relax me, the doctor said the girls "So what is Santa going to bring you ladies?". My daughter...yes daughters... said Pee Pee in the Potty!! The doctor of course didn't know that Pee Pee in the Potty was a stupid doll they keep asking for, so he said "oh, do you pee pee in the potty"? WRONG!!! They thought this was just the funniest thing, to have a doctor ask such a silly questions. My girls could no longer control their silly behavior and then... I'm almost too embarrassed to say...they picked up my undergarments , smelled them and said "Mommy has stinky underpants". AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I could have died , they proceeded to smell all of my clothes and continue to say more silly things.
Oh my God, my face was every shade of red. Now remember, I am legs up, doctor into my full exam and this is what my kids say. I couldn't imagine a more embarrassing situation. Luckily, the doctor was so nice and calm and said "girls...worse than boys when it come to be gross". This just made them laugh even more and then proceed to put all of my clothes on their heads and sing "pee, pee in the potty". The exam finally ended and the doctor wished us all a Merry Christmas and said to the girls " I hope to get Pee Pee in the potty doll". Ugg...they will NEVER get that doll if this is what I have to endure.
What a day! I suppose most people wouldn't share this story. I tell all of my embarrassing stories. I guess it makes me humble and hopefully makes other people not feel so silly when something happens to them. I swear I am the Queen of embarrassing stories and "yes", I do tell them all. From when I dyed my mouth blue and didn't know it after running errands all day, to wearing white to a wedding. Of course now with the girls, they reveal every embarrassing detail of my life. They are just taking the pressure off me!
You have any funny stories to share?
4 comments:
OMGoodness, I LOL!!! My daughter is 11 and I can't remember the little things she said that were funny but my son (who's only 16 months) is already a comedian and he isn't talking. I can't wait to see the things he says.
Love reading your blog!
NO!!!!! I can't believe the girls were doing that!! I wouldn't put it past Gavin to be doing the same thing in 2 years!!
Oh wow I would have been under the table, yesterday on my way to my moms house my 4 year old says mommy your mom is fat isn't she. I about had to pull the car over. Kids kill me!
I don't think the speculum would have been able to do it's job, I would have been laughing so hard myself.
If we're telling Dr. Stories though, once when my feet were in the stirrups, someone set off the fire alarm. There I was Naked, and I said, "I'll die first thanks." Could you imagine running outside in the semi gowned buff? No thanks.
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